Maybe it’s not that women are “more complicated” than men. Maybe men are just too simple. -me
Me: What sammich do you want from the place?
Fiancee: The Caesar Wrap
Me: (giggles) My name is Julius Caesar and I’m here to say I got hella stabbed in a major way
Fiancee: (pause) What the hell was that?
Me:…The Caesar Rap
Oscar Wilde — ‘Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.’
Clara: “…Are you going to start talking like a normal human being?”
Doctor: “I promise I won’t. I’m being nice.”
"Shuttity up up up" —-The Doctor
I’ve noticed both in the old Sailor Moon show and in Crystal (and I’m assuming the manga), Usagi’s parents are absolute rubbish
There’s something surreal about Stephan King and Bill Murray sharing a birthday